Last week of term update
Busy? Oh yes. I'm having to get everything done in addition to getting all the usual stuff I have to do - pupils in the ict suite, teaching, responding to all the daft stuff that goes wrong with the computers (or rather, all the daft things that staff manage to do to the computers). But despite this I'm just about on course to actually finish on time. I could, of course, actually get some things done in the holidays but I really want those 7 weeks off to be completely school free weeks.
So onwards. Four days to go. My only problem now is that I find myself absolutely wiped out. I'm coming home, crashing and only recovering enough to do either a bit of schoolwork or a bit of blogging. Reviews are almost out of the question - brain just not functioning enough for that. Maybe in a couple of days. Maybe next week. I'll just get this week out the way first.
PROPAGANDA @ the FPI blog: Anna Mercury: The Cutter
Latest review of Warren Ellis' flame haired, leather clad secret agent:Anna Mercury : The Cutter
a hyperactive rush to finish, lots of racing around, lots of shooting things, kinetic artwork flowing freely.
You know it's the final week of term when .....
This should give you some idea of the workload at the end of term. It hasn't helped that I spent most of the day proof reading and to be honest rewriting someone's reports to make them readable by humans rather than teachers.
4 days left. Lots to do. And then I get news today that there's a new SIMs update to do tomorrow as well. The last two SIMs updates managed to break SIMs completely. This should be fun.
PROPAGANDA @ the FPI blog: Darwyn Cooke's Parker: The Hunter
Wow.What a great, great bit of noir comics Darwyn Cooke's Parker is.
Review up at the FPI blog right now.
I had a horrible nightmare, I dreamed that Marvel brought back those hideous foil covers.....
The Foil cover is back.
The press release:
"Marvel is pleased to unveil the special variant covers to ULTIMATE COMICS SPIDER-MAN #1, ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS #1 and ULTIMATE COMICS ARMOR WARS #1 utilizing the brand-new Foilogram cover treatment! Part foil, part hologram, these reflective covers will jump at you from shelves!
This is Marvel doing the nineties right," explained David Gabriel, Marvel Comics Senior Vice President of Sales & Circulation. "We're taking two of the most popular cover treatments of all time-foil and holograms-to create an all new kind of cover, as a ‘thank-you' to fans who've been demanding this kind of variant! Retailers and fans don't need to worry. We're only doing this on a limited basis. You won't see one on MS MARVEL #46 or LOCKJAW AND THE PET AVENGERS #4. We're using them to mark very special occasions...such as the launch of Ultimate Comics line."
It might be cynical of me, but I remember foil and hologram covers as nothing but a terrible, crass marketing ploy that got worse and worse as the 90s wore on. They may be promising it's only for very special occasions. But that's what they said last time. So in the end we got them for very special occasions like these:
However, I do notice that the rebooted Ultimates line does feature Ultimate Comics Avengers by Mark Millar (strangely enough, after writing possibly the worst Avengers comic ever Marvel haven't invited Jeph Loeb back), Ultimate Spider-Man by Brian Michael Bendis and Ultimate Armour Wars by Warren Ellis. Impressive line up. Shame about the covers.
PROPAGANDA Reviews - Phonogram The Singles Club Issue 2
Phonogram - The Singles Club - issue 2 (of 7)
by Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie
b-sides artwork by Emma Vieceli and Daniel Heard

So, when last we spoke about Phonogram, back in the review of the first issue, I decided that it was practically the perfect distillation of the magical act of listening to just the right piece of music. The magic in the real world is an emotional thing, catching something inside your mind and changing the way you think, the way you feel and the way you behave. But the magic in Phonogram is a genuine, real magic, transforming people’s lives in remarkable ways. I said back in the review of issue 1 of The Singles Club that:
“I loved the first series of Phonogram (see the review here) and thought Gillen and McKelvie’s black and white comic was a fantastic debut series. Quite amazingly good. But this second series confidently, effortlessly and quite breathtakingly blows away that first series with just this first issue.“
And I’m delighted to say that issue 2 proves it beyond any doubt. Whereas last issue was all about the magic of music and dance, this issue we’re onto the thorny subject of “curse songs”, a phrase Gillen coins in this issue, but it’s so powerfully descriptive of the ability of a song to attach itself to one particular moment forever that you’ll be using this phrase from this point onwards. Curse songs are those songs that, as soon as you hear them, no matter what they are, will explode inside your heart and mind and leave you in pieces. maybe it’s a song you heard when the love of your life walked out of your life years ago, maybe it’s something on the radio when you realised that the most important person in your life was never going to be around again. It doesn’t matter what the song is, it could be anything; just as likely to be something tragically uncool from a teenage disco (personally - T’Pau, China In Your Hand) as something classic and fitting (again, for me - This Mortal Coil, You And Your Sister from their great album Blood). The important thing isn’t what the song is, it’s what it does to you. Every time I hear either of those songs they have the potential to leave me drained, depressed and weeping. They are curse songs.
Kieren Gillen understands exactly what power music has and has used it throughout these issues to create a comic of such intensely personal impact that the actual literal story almost doesn’t matter. It’s not about any one event taking place in the comic, it’s about the magical intensity of the moment caused by the curse song. This issue we have the tale of Marc and spend most of this issue inside his head after one particular curse song sends him spiralling into a hallucination of a particularly painful night with an ex. Whether the curse song is having this effect just through the power of music or because the ex was a phonomancer and placed a curse on him is never really revealed - and that’s all part of the greatness of Phonogram - the story is as open or as literal as you want it to be, and maybe that’s the point. Great writing, like great music can accommodate whatever meaning you want to ascribe to it.

(Still thinking about her? Oh yes. And here’s an entire comic to prove it…)
Like Gillen explained in issue 1, he’s attempting to create a mythology in Phonogram, a world of moments, all taking place inside a club on one night, all from a different character’s perspective. And so far he’s making it work so well that you begin to believe he’s going to pull off the promise he made of creating a comic of single moments that builds up to create a single, multifaceted story. Two issues in and this may already be the comic of the year.

(And there’s the actual moment that Marc hears his curse song and is sent into an issue long memory of lost love. Beautiful art from McKelvie.)
And McKelvie’s artwork, just like I said last time, is spectacular. Simple, expressive, flowing and capturing all of the emotional intensity of Marc’s memories. There’s a lovely effect McKelvie uses in the flashback/memory/hallucination sequence that you can see in the last panel above where he changes his colour palette subtlety and completely changes the tone of his storytelling. Simple technique, beautifully done.

(And here’s the cause of all of Marc’s troubles, the reason for his curse song. Art by McKelvie.)
But it’s not just McKelvie here. The Phonogram comic also has a series of B-Sides in each issue that aren’t going to be collected with the main story; a sweetener to try and get you to buy these single issues and a very worthwhile sweetener at that. This issue the B-Sides feature Emma Vieceli and Daniel Heard illustrating stories, both mini bits of greatness, by Gillen. Wuthering Heights by Vieceli with a “romantic, feminine line” that Gillen talks about needing for this illustration of Kate Bush’s song is almost wordless, but says so much, so well in just 4 issues, expertly detailing a moment, an emotion, the invocation of a mood through music.

(Emma Vieceli’s art for “Wuthering Heights” from Phonogram issue 2.)
And the other B-Side; The Singer is a 2 pager on Diamanda Galas. If you’ve never heard of her - go to You Tube right now to see what she’s like. But suffice it to say that, in just two pages, Gillen and his artist, Daniel Heard, nail it perfectly.

(Diamanda Galas, in a perfect visualisation from Daniel Heard in one of the B-Sides in Phonogram issue 2.)
Phonogram 2 issue 2 should be available at all good comic shops. If it’s not on the shelves demand to know why not. New issues are available for pre-order at the FPI comic store here. The collection of Phonogram Volume 1 is available here.
As is usual in these things, all concerned are online: Phonogram blog (with sample pages and more on future contributors to the B-sides, Gillen’s blog, McKelvie’s blog, Emma Vieceli’s blog, Daniel Heard’s blog.
Torchwood: Children Of Earth
We had Molly's school summer fair tonight and Louise was out with friends for a drink afterwards so it was just Molly and myself to watch the final episode. Having previously blogged about how it didn't think it was really worth putting out after the watershed I have to admit that this episode was the one that really meant it was too adult for Molly. She was in floods of tears halfway through with the abduction of the children and I had to try to reassure her that it was just a story and that I'd never, ever let that happen to her. Sufficiently calmed down we watched the last 20 minutes and she was weeping again as she realised that Jack's grandson had to be sacrificed. No explaination would suffice. A reasssuring hug for the last ten minutes had to do.
Truly great stuff. Old fashioned Brit Sci-Fi - chillingly low key stuff. But does this really mean the end for Torchwood? I really hope not. Especially if they can do it this well. License fee justified yet again.
PROPAGANDA Reviews: Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow part 2
by Neil Gaiman and Andy Kubert
DC Comics

After the first part of this storyline, where Gaiman spent the issue asking questions and spinning his mystery, this issue starts off with more of the same; a series of cast members telling of the moment they saw the Batman die, each tale racing by, some as short as a couple of panels, as Batman watches over all, puzzling over what is happening to him. The world’s greatest detective is still accompanied by a mysterious woman who alludes to this being his final moments, but he’s slowly figuring it all out, working out what’s happened to him and piecing everything together. How is it that each eulogy tells a different tale, each Batman seems to be a different person? That sort of thing only happens in dreams or in one’s final moments, looking back on a life and imagining all the possible worlds you could have experienced. Turns out it might be true after all, this may be the final Batman story - or at least one of them.

On one hand it’s a nothing story, a very low key affair with this necessary low key finale but that’s rather the point. Not every story has to be, nor should it be, an all out action spectacular. Perhaps death should, just once, be a moment of peace and acceptance?
The key to to the whole thing, the very idea Gaiman hangs two issues of story off is uttered by the mysterious woman:
“You don’t get heaven or hell.
Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman?
You get to be Batman”
And with this, Gaiman ends his story on a decidedly low key note, with Bruce Wayne realising that this may be the one time he doesn’t escape his fate. Goodbyes are said and Batman dies, only to get his reward all over again. You may have seen it coming, particularly if you’re familiar with the style of Gaiman’s work, but that doesn’t make the nature of the resolution to this particular mystery any less satisfying. Personally I loved the nature of his death and his life as seen by Gaiman; making Batman a truly immortal character, an ever-present protector of Gotham City, just as he should be. In telling the story, Gaiman is expertly mirroring the fact that Batman in the comics never really dies, no matter what they’d have you believe. One way or another he’s always reborn, always necessary, always there. It’s a nice take on not only Batman but on the whole comic industry. No one dies, not really, not for long.
Kubert’s art is quite marvellously good here, whatever style he adopts. I caught 50s style Batman in the Batgirl eulogy, Brian Bolland style Killing Joke era Joker, a generic TV style Burt Ward Robin, the animated series Clayface, possibly a touch of Norm Breyfogle in Harvey Bullock’s eulogy and a definite Neil Adams’ Ras Al Ghul. Plus later on there were touches of Anton Furst’s Gotham City architecture and moments of Jim Lee, Mazzucchelli, Aparo and McKean. Yet to put all that in and still maintain a clean visual style - that’s quality work. The only place Kubert falters is his Superman. I think it’s meant to be in the style of Curt Swan but it comes across as the style of some terrible fan artist. A minor, yet glaring mis-step in what is otherwise a great comic.
It’s a quality piece of story-telling, a quiet and thoughtful meditation on what it means to be Batman by a great storyteller. Loaded with references yet still accessible and enjoyable for all. It’s very much a Gaiman Batman comic, with lyrical, imaginative dialogue and the central concept, of the never ending Batman, is a fitting conclusion, both as a positive valediction of the character and an equally damning criticism of the industry he inhabits.
Batman: Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader should still be available as the individual issues; Batman #686 and Detective Comics #853. But it’s out as a deluxe hardcover in July (preorder here), complete with a fondly remembered Neil Gaiman Batman tale of the Riddler with some truly gorgeous artwork by Bernie Mierault and more Gaiman penned tales of the Batman. It’s released in the same month as the piece it most attempts to emulate; Alan Moore’s farewell to Superman: Whatever happened To The Man Of Tomorrow.
PROPAGANDA @ the FPI blog: Lizz Lunney's Sushi Karaoke
Last review of the week at the FPI blog, but a brilliant comic to finish with:Lizz Lunney's Sushi Karaoke
Sushi Karaoke! is full of all the great LizzLizz characters you should have come to know and love by now: Depressed Cat (Oh. The Joy), Leaning Rabbit (He likes to lean), Troy the talking chair, Hairy Midget Elf and his creepy elf friends, Watermelon Boy (Juicy, juicy, juicy) and Keith the wizard and his magical unicorns. It’s all totally daft stuff. But daft in a fantastical, cheer you right up ad make you smile like mad person type daft.
PROPAGANDA @ the FPI blog: I Like My Job
Latest review at the FPI blog:Interesting and at least partially satisfying new work from Jonathan Cape:
Sarah Herman's I Like My Job.


